HELP! My minions have unionized and is demanding health care subsidies and overtime-payments! What do I do? Should I start killing the leaders? I've been told that would destroy morale amongst my tropes and negatively effect productivity. If I give in to their demands, would they keep demanding more? How would you guys deal with a situation like this?
Pay your minions what they are worth and yes, by the sweet smell of crypt dust — give them health insurance if you do not have fey healing authority.
Hollywood teaches of villains who see their minions as disposable. A quaint but completely ineffective trope.
The average intergalactic world-conquering villain goes broke in less than five years because of poor planning. On Earth, villainous cities run poorly are taken over — not by heroes — BUT BANKERS.
Will you be remembered as the conquer who fell by hostile takeover? Hostile CORPORATE take over?!
Train, equip, and lead your minions with clarity of thought and high expectations. Remove from your employ, by means of your desire, those whom fail to meet your standards — but don’t throw away a tool that can be shaped. That is just bad business.
what if the pokemon center just sends your pokemon’s medical bills home to your mom and your mom just doesn’t tell you about them because she doesn’t want to burden her 10-15 year old child with the harsh realities of the world of westernized medical care
Not to mention you don’t even know your population because you have no way of knowing how many people saw your post. Tumblr evidence is basically good for saying “X people who feel this way exist,” which is useful in some contexts, but not for much more.